Big White Cat

Daughter told to her mother, “Right now I have seen a healthy white big cat went out from our kitchen”

Mother said, ” It is a good sign and fortune to see a white big cat.”

Daughter replied, “Yes fortune is that it has eaten all of your food.”

What Does Labor Day Mean To A Cat

It means a day for a cat to labor.

Patient--I think I'm a dog

Patient: Doctor, I think I'm a dog.

Psychiatrist: Ah. Get onto the couch.

Patient: I'm not allowed.

Patient ---I think that I'm a chicken

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

Mop? Dog!