The cat shuts its eyes when stealing cream

It seems that cat shuts its eyes when stealing everything.

Who is pulling the cat's tail?

Mother (reprimanding her little daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.　　

Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

How A Chick Gets In To Its Eggs Hell Before Hand

One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.

"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it？" the teacher said.

"Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."

The Youngest PR Of Our Company

He always takes care of those buyers who drink beer everyday.